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Nicky Plays With....... "Toys"?
Nicky demonstrates how to properly and safely use his favorite toys in this riveting and daring episode for the ages. "How does he fit that in there?" and "Why is thi...
Guns and Gory Present Halloween Movie Night: Deer Camp '86
ITS HALLOWEEN MOVIE NIGHT! Join the guys as we watch the new movie "Deer Camp '86"! Mawkee wins the costume contest but forgets the baby oil, and Nicky has a new "fri...
Fun Times at The Piggy Palace!
Who likes bacon?? I like bacon. Sometimes Nick wraps bacon around pinecones and then eats them while wearing a squirrels tail butt plug, but enough of that. Have you e...
Whorer Stories
Spoooooooooky stories for spooooky days ;)
Mawkee No Read No Good
Mawkee forgets to read. Nicky busts out the baby oil, an Aziza learns about penis sheaths. That's not even the worst part of this cursed episode. Probably shouldn't...
Damn Shawty, Where's the Rest?
Nick sucks. That is all.
It's Nicky's Effing Birrfday!
ITS NICKY'S EFFING BIRTHDAY. HIS WISH IS THAT YOU LISTEN.
Nicky Gets Gaslighted by AI
Nicky gets gaslighted by AI, Mawkee does some naughty things, and Zi actually joins in on the intro? .....it's a mess.
WE'RE BACK!
Nicky finds the meaning to life, Mawkee got kidnapped to wilderness survival camp, and Taco almost dies....again. Have you ever farted into a bag to save your scent fo...
Canada Sucks: And Barbie is the Reason
Canada really does suck. Calm down though, have you ever heard of Paul Bernardo? or Karla Homolka? Absolute monsters, and not just because they drink bagged milk. Joi...
Now Presented by MopSocks©: You Are Not the Father
What does Gypsy Rose and peanut butter have in common? Marky quits the podcast! Why is Nick the way he is, and WHY are the MopSocks people calling my family now? I...I...
The Stupids Part 2: These Dudes Really Suck
Check out part 2 of these awful dudes doing terrible things. Also Nicky loses his mind? And we have a new product! MOPSOCKS.
Henry Lee Lucas and Ottis Toole Part 1: The Stupid Murders
There is stupid, and then there are these guys. With the combined IQ of a toddler, these guys claimed to do some of the most atrocious murders of the last century. I...
Cryptdix Everywhere!
I know you've been waiting for it, so here it is! We talk about everyones favorite subjects....cryptids and dicks! Join us and guest Kelsay and listen to this shit sh...
Wood Yew Rather?
Would you rather wake up every day naked in the forest five miles from your home, or in your underwear at work? Nicky wishes he could wake up everyday naked in a publi...
SCP Deez Nutz
Very secret stuff. You may be on a list now....or not? What do I know? We talk about some entities, Kuma eats a bone, Zi gets confused. Its a whole ordeal, but its fun...
Guns and Gory Present: Evil Dead Movie Night!
This week the guys have a MOVIE NIGHT! We watch the 1981 cult classic Evil Dead, have a special guest, Jessica, and Nicky hogs down some glizzies!
Nicky is a Creep?
Have you ever been walking down the sidewalk and think you see Nick in the bushes following you? Theres a good chance that it WAS him, and you may able to join our cla...
The Penalty is DEATH
Did you know that some years in the 90's had up to 98 executions in just one year! Just last year 24 people were put to death. Today the guys talk death and...98 execu...
Is That You Baby Reindeer?
Stalkers. Have you ever had a stalker? Have you ever stalked someone? WE KNOW YOU ARE WATCHING US! Today the guys talk stalkers, Mawkee gets stalked, and a whole lot o...
Take It to Your Grave
Do you have any secrets that you will take to your grave? For what reason? To make somebody happy? To protect somebody? There are always so many reasons to keep secret...
Satanas Succus Dickus
Do you like Black Metal? Ever heard of the band Mayhem?? Today the guys explore the realm of Norwegian black metal band Mayhem, and the crazy shit that comes from that...
Beetlejuice, Betelgeuse?
Simple story of a lonely juice looking for his beetle.
Proxy Princass
Have you ever gone to the bathroom, half awake rubbing sleep out of your eyes, then BAM! Another damn jellyfish in the toilet? In this episode we don't talk jellyfish ...
Cryptideez Nutz
Another cryptid episode?? Did you know Nick watches tentacle porn? Those poor octopi! The guys talk about Squonk in the forests of PA and Gef the talking mongoose ove...
Three Cheers for One Year!
Join the guys for their ONE YEAR podcast anniversary!!! Are you surprised we made it that long? So are we! We talk about our favorite graphics, episodes, and everythi...
Piece-a Pizza Pizza
Who doesn't like pizza? What about Pizza with a side of murder? What about pizza with a side of murder AND a heist? It sounds fake, but it isn't! This week the guys...
Crappy Valentimes Day
ITS VALENTIMES DAY!!!!! Grab your boo thang and gather round kiddies! Today you gon learn something. What does Valentines Day and Chicago have in common? Is Nick in th...
The One Where Nicky Gets Stoned
Nicky gets stoned? Honestly, I thought he was dead. There's some gun talk, kink shaming, bedwetting, Marky goes solo and more!
Brains Brains Brains?
I bet you think this episode is about zombies don't you? Well...we actually do talk about zombies briefly, BUT thats not all we talk about! We talk about some of the ...