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Cryptdix Everywhere!
I know you've been waiting for it, so here it is! We talk about everyones favorite subjects....cryptids and dicks! Join us and guest Kelsay and listen to this shit sh...
Wood Yew Rather?
Would you rather wake up every day naked in the forest five miles from your home, or in your underwear at work? Nicky wishes he could wake up everyday naked in a publi...
SCP Deez Nutz
Very secret stuff. You may be on a list now....or not? What do I know? We talk about some entities, Kuma eats a bone, Zi gets confused. Its a whole ordeal, but its fun...
Guns and Gory Present: Evil Dead Movie Night!
This week the guys have a MOVIE NIGHT! We watch the 1981 cult classic Evil Dead, have a special guest, Jessica, and Nicky hogs down some glizzies!
Nicky is a Creep?
Have you ever been walking down the sidewalk and think you see Nick in the bushes following you? Theres a good chance that it WAS him, and you may able to join our cla...
The Penalty is DEATH
Did you know that some years in the 90's had up to 98 executions in just one year! Just last year 24 people were put to death. Today the guys talk death and...98 execu...
Is That You Baby Reindeer?
Stalkers. Have you ever had a stalker? Have you ever stalked someone? WE KNOW YOU ARE WATCHING US! Today the guys talk stalkers, Mawkee gets stalked, and a whole lot o...
Take It to Your Grave
Do you have any secrets that you will take to your grave? For what reason? To make somebody happy? To protect somebody? There are always so many reasons to keep secret...
Satanas Succus Dickus
Do you like Black Metal? Ever heard of the band Mayhem?? Today the guys explore the realm of Norwegian black metal band Mayhem, and the crazy shit that comes from that...
Beetlejuice, Betelgeuse?
Simple story of a lonely juice looking for his beetle.
Proxy Princass
Have you ever gone to the bathroom, half awake rubbing sleep out of your eyes, then BAM! Another damn jellyfish in the toilet? In this episode we don't talk jellyfish ...
Cryptideez Nutz
Another cryptid episode?? Did you know Nick watches tentacle porn? Those poor octopi! The guys talk about Squonk in the forests of PA and Gef the talking mongoose ove...
Three Cheers for One Year!
Join the guys for their ONE YEAR podcast anniversary!!! Are you surprised we made it that long? So are we! We talk about our favorite graphics, episodes, and everythi...
Piece-a Pizza Pizza
Who doesn't like pizza? What about Pizza with a side of murder? What about pizza with a side of murder AND a heist? It sounds fake, but it isn't! This week the guys...
Crappy Valentimes Day
ITS VALENTIMES DAY!!!!! Grab your boo thang and gather round kiddies! Today you gon learn something. What does Valentines Day and Chicago have in common? Is Nick in th...
The One Where Nicky Gets Stoned
Nicky gets stoned? Honestly, I thought he was dead. There's some gun talk, kink shaming, bedwetting, Marky goes solo and more!
Brains Brains Brains?
I bet you think this episode is about zombies don't you? Well...we actually do talk about zombies briefly, BUT thats not all we talk about! We talk about some of the ...
Children Tested, Mother Approved
Do you believe in Mother God? Did you know the multiverse is REAL and our Parent Gods await us!?! Oh man, I love me some cults. This week we delve into the world of ...
Guns and Gory Present: Reservoir Dogs Movie Night!
Start the new year out right and join the guys as they watch the cult classic Quentin Tarantino film, "Reservoir Dogs"!! Does anyone actually really care about the sym...
Christmas Times Are Here!
Do you do large goats? Poop on a stick? What about spiders and spiderwebs? What is YOUR holiday tradition? Did you get what you want for Christmas? Nicky didnt, but th...
Hail Santa!
Why is Nick yelling? How do I get him to stop? And most importantly....who really cares?? A fat guy yelling? Wooooo thats something new. Big and scary mannnnn. We tal...
Guns and Gory Present: GREMLINS MOVIE NIGHT!!!!
Join Guns and Gory as they bring in the Christmas season with the cult classic GREMLINS! Zi is here this time! Whats the worst gift you have ever gotten? Is Taco a ...
Micah You Asshole, Happy Tylergiving!
Tyler comes to Thanksgiving? Injunns, Black Friday, Thanksgiving, and everything in between. It gets pretty weird. Dont ask Nicky about his wiener, you'll regret it
Now Is Not The Time To Lose Your Pants
How many times can Zi say cock? Do you have any nice guys or girls in your DMs? They want to do what with you?????? Have you ever tried to just give them a chance? Get...
Special Operation Taco: Failed
Its Youth Pastor Mark's 40th birthday celebration!!! In other news, idiocy is afoot, Taco fails his mission, and everyone shits their pants. Before you get discourage...
Super Mega Awesome Halloween Extravaganza Celebration!
Its HALLOWEEN! The guys dress up, sing songs, tell stories, and Zi masters disappearing and probably mind transportation or something! "Justin's Jizz Slurpies" music b...
Episode 29: Horror Stories From Around the World
Get in. Shut up. Buckle your seatbelt, and hold on tight... Its going to get weird. Do you have your nightlight all plugged in? I hope so. Maybe get Gramm a change of ...
Episode 28: Stabbin in the Stabbin Cabin
This episode is all about YOU. YES YOU!!! You gave me your stories, we read them, Mawkee gets stabbed, and Nicky gets put in the corner! It gets pretty weird
Episode 27985?: Nicky Gets Beat With a Dildo?!
Nicky gets beat with a dildo? or a foot? The guys get jacked? It gets a little weird as the guys and Z share their favorite 2 sentence horror stories!"Justin's Jizz Sl...
Season 2 Episode 13: Pasta Creepy?
Join us as we start off this spooky season with some of our favorite Creepy Pasta's and stories!"If you’re armed at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me"Original story ...